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evansknight:

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did you know that this also applies to any human being? which is precisely why my arms are always crossed, and i never smile or make eye contact.

WAIT

YOU MEAN IF I SEEM FRIENDLY MORE MEN WILL WANT TO TALK TO ME

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

okay. first off, like Evans said, absolutely nothing about this is gender specific and to frame it like “oh hay ladeez if you just uncross your arms the mens will flock to you” is completely asinine. I’m surprised the source didn’t link back to Cosmo tbh. plus I don’t think there is a single single woman whose only problem snaring a dude is because she’s not making eye contact in bars. just a thought!

actually I’m going to stop with that because I could accidentally talk about this forever and then die of a rage stroke

bye

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